SOME SETTLING SURVEY (PART 3)

Q1: Say your current feelings through the chorus of a song.
A: From Pobreng Alindahaw, Aruy-aruy-aruy, Aruy-aruy-aruy (sakit na naman likod koh!)

Q2: What will be the title of your autobiography?
A: I, Nakupo

Q3: Which celebrity most closely resemble you?
A: Two kids, in different occassions, thought I look like Jackie Chan. If they weren't kids, I would have thought they're smoking because that is so not true. (Westerners think all Asians look alike, which means some probably mistook me for Limahong. Or Pol Pot.)

Q4: So...?
A: I look like Matt.

Q5: Damon?
A: No. Alvarado.

Q6: That's it?
A: I really look like Jimmy Smits. Or that black dude from Law & Order.

Q7: Any distinguishing features?
A: None. I am so nondescript that if I stand at attention and a dog passes by, there is a great chance it will pee on me.

Q8: Make a composite of a perfect woman.
A: Eyes of Demi Moore; nose and lips of a young Tatum O'Neal; cheekbones, cheeks, chin, neck and aura of Allyson Lohman; voice of Alanis Morisette; brains and confidence of Arriana Huffington; and literary skill of W. Szymbroska. (Everything below the neck is close to unnecessary. But the thing is, there is no such thing as perfection, so I'll just cling to reality and look for someone with a cute butt).

Q9: Anything about you which nobody knows until now?
A: I say my evening prayers in Hebrew.