ANG PAGHIHIMAGSIK (pahina 4)
cbs' glossary

adick - one who is obsessed with the male thingie
assholic - a jerk who never gets tired of his being
assuasage - to mitigate one's pain with an offer of longganiza
crapper - hiphop baloney
dietective - nutritionist who investigates harmful calories in food
Donald Tramp - an oxymoronic person
encarnage - to promote a bloodbath
endangement - commitment to marry a criminal
endowered - beautiful body given as legacy
ensalata - canned salad
grated recitation - cruel practice of slicing students and setting them on fire
gulawoman - feminist gel dessert
hi-tex - 70's card game in the Internet
hypocratic oath - recited vow of some newly-inducted doctors
impersonalist - one who imitates somebody acting indifferently
inventurdy - record of bowel movements
iPot - excrement of a musical geek that may advance into an e/bak
jogalogs - teats that have served the prurient needs of the masses
karakooke - Japanese-made sing-along component for those who thought they can sing
kalakooke - same as above, made in China
kurangot - booger in Japanese
kulangusche' - booger in French
kulanguti - booger in Italian
kulangutn - booger in German
quo langot - booger in Latin
Koljak - cop with zero hair and zero hit with women
pogeek - handsome nerd
powetic - man/woman with cute ass
sufferage - right of poor people to vote for those who bought them
sympatay - empty feeling of congeniality
tabook - illegal book
trancsendentist - preeminent doctor of medicine
Yahoot - search engine for bad jokes