I AM, YOU BET...
...a psychic in the mold of Madame Auring who once foresaw the winner of the Ms. Universe pageant (held in the Philippines) to be "Miss Valenzuela".
I could very well have been the President of Clairvoyants (very) Ltd., except for the fact that our elections were cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
But hear ye, you born every minute, put your house on the betting block the way you put your head on the chopping block: Tomorrow night, Sunday, February 6, 2005, there will be a new sports champion, on one surprising condition. If T.O. does NOT play, Philadelphia Eagles WILL win the Super Bowl.
If I get to be wrong, don't worry: You won't need the house. You don't have a head anyway.
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