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Saturday, February 21, 2004

cbsreview: IN AMERICA

Once every long while comes a movie that tugs our hearts and won't let go days and weeks after we have seen it. The strength of the grip, on the most sensitive part of ourselves yet, usually finds provenance from the intelligence of the script and the intensity of acting, the truth being that what the characters say and how they say it remain the greatest factors by which movies rise and fall in the index of our emotions. Not cinematography, not sound or scoring, not production design or editing, and definitely not special effects manipulating the frailties of our perceptions - the requisite illusions serving only to confirm technology's share in the marketplace of our shallowness.

In America happens to be one of those films capable of blowing our minds with quietude, with solitude, with constant silence and buoyant smiles, with dry stares and small utterances of pain - instead of slam-bang computer generated sounds and imageries. After all, great acting requires great screenwriting, and the full length of this movie explains to us quietly but firmly that there is power in the raw, strength in the small. In In America, credit the rawness to the script of director Jim Sheridan and his two grownup daughters, and the smallness (lit and fig) to the two young actresses, sisters in real life, Sarah and Emma Bolger, in whose eyes (Sarah's, as Christy, specifically) we see their lives and how they try to live it.

The movie starts with an attempt at chance, the Sullivan family - daddy Johnny (Paddy Considine), mommy Sarah (Samantha Morton), and daughters Christy (Sarah) and Ariel (Emma) - trying to cross the border in search of a future. Through narrator Christy - the 11 yr old daughter serving as our window to the movie's soul - we learn that this family is on the brink of financial and emotional collapse, and a successful border-cross deemed the only way out of misery.

From that first scene we are introduced to this family (poverty-stricken Irish) and the character of its members: Christy is a deep thinker, courageous but melancholic (perfect qualities as narrator); Ariel is loose-lipped ("my daddy doesn't have a job", he tells the border patrol, jeopardizing their border-cross venture); Paddy is a weakling, weakened by some hurt he is hiding, obvious from his tentative responses to the border patrol; and Sarah is strong-willed, the real foundation of the family, firm in her looks, definite in her replies. When the family is finally allowed to cross, Christy thanks Frankie for granting her 1st of 3 wishes, and so we learn of Frankie, too: the 3rd child of Paddy and Sarah who died at age 1. He is the reason for this family's suffering and consequent decision to migrate.

New York City is the family's migratory choice, traditionally considered the land of opportunity and provider of change, and while that makes In America a movie about a family's desperate search for opportunity and a painful search for change, it does not show the city as a fountain of the American Dream - which is actually nothing else but a corrupted dream for everything material. On the contrary, In America shows New York City as the place to find things more valuable than material.

The movie shows its sincerity and dispels any propagandist idea that a reluctant moviewatcher may initially anticipate. The movie does not ratify the notion that America is a provider of change. The truth is boldly told: change comes from within, from the self, and this view is provided by the movie's two greatest heroes: mommy Sarah and neighbor Mateo.

Jim Sheridan could have put up signs on the borders getting to NYC that read America Starts Here to show physically, traditionally, culturally, what America is, but instead he chose not to be parochial by dropping, at once, all hints that America is milk and honey. The Sullivans end up in a bad part of Manhattan, setting domain in a dilapidated building, sharing stairways and alleys on a daily basis with people of hopeless future and hopeless attitudes - significantly personified by one panhandler who casually calls Johnny in annoying fashion, 'Hey, Irish' (which makes me shudder in thought that in the Philippines the natives call Caucasians in coarse casualness, 'Hey, Joe').

In America is a movie about emotions: love, lack of love, hidden love, abundance of love, pain, hidden pain, abundance of pain - a profusion of shots combining dialogues and expressions, silent and method acting, that consummates character buildup as a graphic case of storytelling. And this is emphatically true in the scenes depicting the twin conflicts of the film: the conflict between Johnny and Sarah, the former showing pessimism in his auditions (he is an unemployed actor) and translating his desperation to desperate measures such as betting their entire livelihood in order to get an E.T. doll for Ariel; and Sarah pointing to her husband's lack of feeling as the reason for his failure in the auditions ("you can't even feel the baby kicking in my belly", she tells him).

The second conflict, a high point in the movie, is the one between Johnny and Mateo (Djimon Honsou). Mateo is a mysterious apartment dweller, one floor up the Sullivan's, a total recluse emphasized by the screaming words on his door, Keep Out! He is an artist but his angst is brought more by his illness than by artistic zeal. One Halloween, the two kids trick and treat at his unit and will not go away despite his fervent screams to do so. When he opens the doors, his heart melts at the sight of the little angels and asks them to go inside. Right there, unforfettable friendship is born before our eyes, a friendship that Johnny apparently despises, not out of race (Mateo is African), but because the recluse is able to reach to his children far better than himself.

One very memorable scene is the confrontation between Johnny and Mateo (awkward to some viewers), where both men are able to bring out the hidden angst of the other. And so we come to know of Johnny's guilty feelings for the death of Frankie, and Mateo's real feelings for the world. They become aware of their demons, and that is a good sign.

By the end of the movie, we find a juxtaposition of life and death, one the beginning, the other the end, both signifying transition, the change. The premature birth of Johnny and Sarah's baby, and a dying Mateo (afflicted, we suppose, of AIDS) - beautifully rendered in split screen, brings the family closer together, and the only scene more moving is the final one where Christy looks at Frankie's picture on the lcd panel of her camcorder (the very first time we see him) and she asks him, after all her three wishes were granted, that she will close that phase of him, that she needs to move on, that he needs to let go. A child's innocent but strong plea, a plea for change.

Saturday, February 14, 2004

Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
- Mark Twain
Kickoff Notice, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

E.B. Wan Kenobi & the Council of Superheroes
Finally, Finale', the Finagle

Where: 50th floor, The Lectern
When: 8:30 pm, same date as scene one
Who: Freude & Jobert
Why: I don't know
How: to love him
What: to do, how to move him

I've been changed, yes really changed
In this past few days when I've seen myself
I seem like someone else

The original scene: We see Freude sitting on the floor of the veranda, in lotus position, feet entangled in a web of deception, in and out of a loop like a boy scout knot or a girl scout pretzel; later he may realize the kind of mess his feet are in, but that's another story, let's not give this boy a hard time, he is a nice young fellow believe me, ask all the readers who he makes happy days and nights with his insightful dose of wisdom and crippettycrap, there's treasure in those words if you only knew how to find it, a hidden treasure in the most secretive way, and that's why the identity of this lad is the world's biggest secret since the useful function of the fart, from the birth of the internet to the moment I type this people scamper to find out who Schandenfreude is, is he some malingerer from U.P.?, or some guy with ties to gemeinschaft? an expert on Graham Green literature? ah, we don't know, do we, so what do we do?, we call the one who might know, the one with the third eye and second nose and fourth wrinkle and first dimple, the god of the ether, of the unknown space between your computer and mine, EB Wan Kenobi himself, Sir Jobert of San Francisco now of Paranaque, the idol of two young girls and one old man, the latter being myself, a useless playwright who could never give justice to the nobility of these superheroes.

Freude: Ahhhh, I am blinded by the light, stop, turn off the light, I can't see!
light man: Wake up kid, it's too early to sleep, the night is young and lovers cannot see, I mean love is blind and, no, uh...home sweet home, gee, that's not it, momeeee!!!
Freude: Wait, I think I know you, master, yesyo, master Obi Wan Kenobi from George Lucas' Star Wars, aren't you the great Jedi knight?
light man: Close but not quite. With apologies to George, I am EB Wan Kenobi, not created by George but by Jet's nephew Lucas, and due to his lineage, I am not the Jedi knight but the great Dejay Knight.
Freude: Whoa, master (bowing 3 times: bow, bow, bow) ...but you look familiar to me, I have seen you on tv, yesyo, you are my Sir Jobert, eh, am I back in your good graces, sir?
Jobert: But you never left boy, you never left. (Jobert to cbs: "hmmm, some people really don't seem to grow, whatdyathink")
Freude: Did you say something, sire...eh?
Jobert: Nope. So, what are you doing on that floor, some type of yoga?
Freude: Actually, sir, I was praying for joga but some wish-granter must be hard of hearing and don't know no crap cos they instead gave me this fullofshit, now I can't move, ahhhhhraiii!!!
Jobert: But I was told you had been walking atop that parapet since this morning and doing some ballet stuff and all that joke and talking in Latin to some of my co-workers.
Freude: Are you kidding me sir? I don't do ballet, thankyouverymuch, and latincrap what's that? And why the fathersfart would I walk atop that parapet, you think I'm crazy?
Jobert: Of course not, I think you're a smart kid. Hmmm, something's going on. Did somebody invite you to an EB?
Freude: Nobody. If they did send an invitation, I was not aware.
Jobert: So what were you doing while in that yoga position?
Freude: I was just thinking if I were dead because I felt so unalive I swear to my fathersfart, and since you talk to dead people, I am right now confirming that I am probably kaput, right sir?
Jobert: Cut the crap, join me in the EB downstairs.
Freude: I can't sir.
Jobert: But why?
Freude: I can't move. These feet don't know their way out.
Jobert: Don't worry, ultimately they will, I'll go down now and meet my other friends.
Freude: Like Godzilla.
Jobert: Sorry, I only do Mozilla.
Freude: Then, have a nice trip, sir, thankyouverymuch.
Jobert: Yo kid, it's 9:15 pm, I'm late and gotta go. May you live all the days of your life. And remember, do not just live, linger.
Freude: Yo sir, I'll remember that. Peace to all.

Jobert walks down the stairs, Freude staring at his direction. When he is gone from view, Freude stands up without effort, looks down the stairs and says, a la Denis Diderot, 'l esprit de l'escalier'. And then he heartily laughs, looks at us, winks, and winsomely smiles.

Lights on. Curtains down.

Postscript: Many times, silence speaks volumes compared to a mouthful of dialogue. We'll adhere to that and opt for silence to relay the event of the EB, the discussions, the resolutions, the Romans and the Romanovs, the KTVs and ESPs and BOIs and UPs and SGs and FJs and FPJs, the families and friends, everything and everyone...which in sum could be the pine tree, bequeathed to us in verse form by the poet Dan Pagis of Israel, translated from the Hebrew by Stephen Mitchell:

Conversation

Four talked about the pine tree. One defined it by genus, species, and variety. One assessed its disadvantages for the lumber industry. One quoted poems about pine trees in many languages. One took root, stretched out branches, and rustled.

Thursday, February 12, 2004

The fundamental things apply
As time goes by.
- Herman Hupfeld


Scene 4. The Sodium, 8:20 pm. Belle and Cha are settled at their reserved table, currently buried in their own little indulgences. Cha is on her cellphone, making us surmise that her real nickname is Chat. Belle on the other hand is busy with poetry, what else. She looks with sparkling eyes at her composition on the table, in mixed media, alphabet-soup letters over Victorian linen - a breakthrough in Art, placated by the idea that right there, what she's looking at, is a literal food for thought:

Broth your lovely cream is sweet
as sweet as the cream of my love s* breath

(*an alphabet soup does not
have an apostrophe)

Thereafter in an act so big that even stops Chat from chatting, Belle, in a supremely feminine dexterity with her forceps, puts the soup-letters back to the soup in the bowl, carefully now, one by delicate one, each letter accompanied by a chant that needs to be accounted for, audited by no less than a purely romantic heart: he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not...and by the last letter, let's stop what we are doing please and provide audience to this lovely woman for whom we could write a biography of romantic love, how sweet she portrays, with the last letter dangling in her forceps, proudly accompanied by the corresponding chant: 'he loves me!!!'

The glee is timelee, (how Belle infects me), because at this very moment, who else appears by the door to explain the tremendous aura generated by her presence, no less than the goddess of counsel, in mortal form just like the two who came in first: Cha (from being the Ghost, spiritual princess) and Belle (from being the Poetry Muse), so let us welcome Jet and appreciate her in her beautiful blue dress. Blue, but she seems that. Blue.

Jet: Hi guys, Hi Chaaaaaaaa!!! You are so cuuuuute, I wanna hug you no end, I will not let you go and hug you like this until our picture is taken, and yooouu Belle, you still look the same beeeeauuuutiful Belllllllleeeee!!!
Belle: Hi Jet, thanks for coming cuz we were worried you're not gonna come.
Cha: Josme, Mareng Belle, I did not know you can talk in a non-verse form.
Belle: Of course I can, from time to time, y' know, cuz especially now that I realize he lovvveeesss me soooo palaaaaaaa, OMG, I can feel all emotions coming through the valley of my chest, the plateau of my head, the gorge of my tummy, the cave of my lungs!
Jet: Am so happy to see you again Belle, and you Cha, for the first time, tas mamya Starbucks tayo, tas inom-inom, tas pasyal-pasyal, tats ako sa kitakits natin galeng talaga, ako ay tats, ako ay tats na tats...
Belle: Teka nga Jet, what's that on the sole of your shoe?
Jet: Ayyy, ako ay nakaapak ng etats...!!!

8:50 pm.
Jet: Okay guys, let's eat, I'm hungry I can't wait for the boys to come. Where's our waiter?
Cha: Hoy, mama, pssssttt!
(A uniformed guy comes)
Jet: Are you a waiter here?
uniformed guy: Yes, I am the captain waiter, ma'am.
Belle:
O captain waiter my captain waiter
Don't fear, my tip for you is done...
My pork, is it here? I'm Belle, you hear?

The captain waiter remains silent.

Belle:
My captain waiter does not answer
His lips are pale and still...

9:00 pm.
Cha: But wait, Jet, why do you seem to be substituting for Belle? She was the one looking so forlorn before but now suddenly seems so alive, and here comes you, looking ssooooo...lonely?
Jet: Don't worry about me, I'm just having a case of krispykreme relapse, otherwise known in SG as KR.
Cha:Huh...KR? What the food?

(At this juncture let us do a little public service. Since this blog deals with life the same degree as literature, let us make a little survey. Please choose the best reason why you think Jet seems down - OMG that sounds like a plane crash - from among the following:
a. She left her heart, first sa pansitan, then in San Francisco;
b. She feels guilty for not having picked up the cellphone when it rang while she's having fun in Sacramento, in the process not being able to confirm if cbs is indeed an internet creation of Jobert;
c. She feels unfulfilled, being rejected by Freude to join the EB;
d. She's mad since last week because fafajay finished all of the specially-ordered nasi goreng and otak-otak;
e. She's depressed because life is beginning now, at age uhmmm, despite being told that as a woman gets older she gets wealthier because of the silver in her hair, gold in her teeth, gas in her stomach, and lead in her feet.
***All entries must be sent to:
Lockbox 22345
Payment Center #2
Baclaran, Metro Manila
ATTN: JV)

Right at this moment, all three ladies suddenly stop talking, a dramatic and unexplainable phenomenon if you asked me. Then the pianist speaks on the mic, tess mike, tess mike, tess v hanap ka daw ni mike v...

"ladies and gentlemen, here is a requested song, lovingly dedicated to the three loveliest ladies of the night...they're over there in the corner of Charlotte's EB...

To you ladies, this timeless song...

You must remember this
A kiss is still a kiss
A sigh is just a sigh..."

Amidst the crooning, the three ladies look at each other and in one ear-piercing chorus scream to their little lungs' delight...

"JOOOBEEERRRTTT!!!"

Time check - 9:15 pm

(concluding)

Monday, February 09, 2004

I apologize to big questions for small answers.
O Truth, do not pay too much heed
O solemnity, be magnanimous to me.
- Wislawa Szymborska
Under a Certain Little Star


Scene 3. Forty-six storeys below from where Freude stands atop a parapet, an EB is initiating in one of the tower's finer restaurants - a chic place that strangely goes by the name Sodium. (We certainly cannot judge a restaurant by its name, but we still hope none of the attendees suffers from kidney trouble.) In one cozy corner of the restaurant, where two women currently occupy a table for five, the event is emblazoned in silver-dusted letterings posted to a collapsible board: CHARLOTTE's EB. The time is 8:00 pm. The two seated women are Charlotte and Belle, enjoying their tossed green salad and alphabet soup, respectively, not to mention each other's company.

CHA:
Mare, I still can't believe you are soooo cool and not the elitist I pictured you to be. Did you know that your blog at first seemed to be so aristocratic, grabe, it kicks me out everytime I surf around as if it did not want me there, grabe talaga mare, if you don't like me don't kick me, grabeh kah I tell you.
BELLE:
Elitism, my blog unendorses
Kicking, it's only for horses
CHA:
Ayyyyy, how coooool, grabeh ang dramaness mo mare, I wish I could be as poetic as you are, you know I had been into postmodernism ek-ek, though postmodern poetry does not really get to me as much as I wanted to get to it...
BELLE:
Homeland,
Put it on record
I belong to you
CHA:
Aiiiiiiiiiiiii, grabeh, kilig ako mare, though you do not make much sense to me mare, the way you say your poetry makes me so kilig, unlike my boss in the Investments Board, they don't kilig me, they only kill me, let me tell you this mare if you will promise not to divulge, but did you know that the palace is bent on investing in the pyramids?
BELLE:
Book of the dead,
Book of Tut,
You contain
the deadness
of history
CHA: You're mistaken mare, I don't mean the pyramids of Egypt, I mean the pyramids scam, and what Book of Tut are you talking about, I only know about the Book of Tutas, otherwise known as the blue book...
BELLE:
Blue, blue
my world is blue
Blue is my world
when I'm
without you.
CHA: Ay naku mare, kilig talaga ako sa you, you are so creatively poetic, or should I say poetically creative, but, mare, mare, uh, what are you doing, mareeee, what the foood...!!! why are you writing poetry with your, with your, with your... alphabet soup!!!!!

(to be continued, grabeh!!!)

Sunday, February 08, 2004

Vous etes un sot en trois lettres, mon fils.
- Moliere
Tartuffe


Scene Two: It is nightime and the image of the city's skyline against a background of darkness is highlighted by the glitter of neon. The city is alive, in the mood for partying, in the season for party-time, but the gathering in the mainstreet has something else in mind. In this building, 50 storeys up, is their celebrity of the moment, the reason for their stake-out. Up above Freude continues to walk the parapet from end to end, unmindful of the ruckus below that he himself unmindfully caused. Freude, bless our ballet, has entertained everyone except his soul, all these hours strutting the eaves of the building in different steps and hullaballets: as toy soldier, as mouse, as Arabian dancer, as Russian dancer, and perhaps only George Ballanchine can tell us if at any given moment he will snap into a sugar plum fairy-walk or tiptoe for the long-awaited pas de deux. (This kid could at times be nuts, but please, everyone listen to me, he is no nutcracker!)

Then he stops, right at the middle of the balustrade, and looks up at the black sky to ruminate on the slowly forming figure somehow catching his attention. The figure, foooom!, is now fullform, let us not doubt the godly existence of this beauty, chinky eyes, long hair, prominent cheekbones, winsome smile and all, standing with Freude at the parapet.

beauty: Freude, you may not know me by face but I am in your links. My name is Jet, the Goddess of Counsel, and I want you to come with me (**hugs-hugs**). Good thing you invoke for my presence via a chant instead of calling my cellphone (**chuckles-chuckles**) because I don't really answer my cellphone when I'm having a goodtime. Go ask cbs (**winks-winks**).
Freude: Mene iuvabis?
Jet: I will help you, Freude, but only if you help our readers understand whatever the food you are talking about. This is the age of the EB, Freude, so stop using the language of the BC. Latin is dead Freude, Latin is dead. Only myfafa speaks this language, Freude, and you know what? He does not even come here!!!
Freude: Pessime!
Jet: Yes, Freudem, it is terrible but true. Come with me now, to the EB, it is already late.
Freude: Relinquemini!
Jet: I don't care, Freude, but if you don't stop talking dead, I will be forced to give you a dose of your own medicine. My dad's an attorney and he taught me Roman law, in case you care to know.
Freude: Laudo!
Jet: Habeas corpus.
Freude: Video.
Jet: Damnum absque injuria!
Freude: Satis biene.
Jet: Nolo contendre.
Freude: Amice magne.
Jet: inter alia, viva voce, idems sonans, corpus delicti, flagrante delicto, quid pro quo, en banc, petitio principii, per curiam, ponente, de jure, de facto, ipso facto, impakto!
Freude: Mangluk-luko lang datoy nagsurat ditoy.
Jet: Iso ngarud!

(to be continued, unless on second reading I get terribly embarassed, kin nam)

Friday, February 06, 2004

E.B. WAN KENOBI & the COUNCIL OF SUPERHEROES
A One-Act Play

Extro: If you can't be an artist, you might as well be a revolutionary. (Tom Stoppard, Travesties)

Intro: This is the cyberworld, these are the cybertimes. We are the past's future and that makes the future now. Cutting edge is the adjective to information technology's noun, and hence we cut the edges of words, or phrases, or in the future some sentences or paragraphs even. Language is an ammunition, and consequently every blog's an armory. Bloggers are today's soldiers and they are - consciously or un - crafted from the valiance of the great Obi Wan Kenobi, George Lucas' Jedi Knight, wishing to fulfill the past prophesy that information will be man's most inordinate weapon. Ever.

Along these lines a group of bloggers from The Philippines called for a bloggers' EB to set up a council of superheroes needed to intensify the artistic and or revolutionary capability of each and every blogger in the world as a first step towards the fulfillment of the prophesy. Think Morpheus? FH!

First you may ask, What is an EB? Ah, where have you been, oldfold? But patience is our virtue, so we will explain: Acronyms signify the swiftness of information. To enable every man, every blogger to pass on info at a faster pace than before, words and phrases are shortened in the spirit of quick communication. Wherefore EB is Eyeball. And while the colloquial verb to eyeball in the Western Hemisphere means to scrutinize or pay close attention to, say, a clause in a contract or a scene from a movie, in the Philippines and other parts of Asia it means 'to meet for the first time'. And so in this play you may find acronyms where you have to be aware, or beware. One is wtf, for even in the spirit of reality a man who says wtf should be taken seriously. To the uninitiated wtf does not mean Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays but has far more troubling connotations. Listen, thus, as Master Jobert screams "wtf!" with the scornful look of a wronged mercenary, for in the well-being of all, we need to know, he really means, Where's the food!

And so on that epicurean note, we begin.

Cast of Characters:
Freude; Ghost (in a dual role); Jet; Belle; Jobert; Angela (in a cameo role) and a host of others with or without speaking parts.

Scene One: At the rooftop of a towering edifice called The Lectern, a forlorn young man walks atop an open parapet and perniciously scares a crowd of onlookers hundreds of feet below with a horrible interpretation of a Chorus Girls' double-kick stride to the music of Sinatra's New York, New York. The seemingly Cabaret-aspirant, a handsome and skinny young man of mysterious beginnings and name, is none other than the Famous Freude, or FF, which is also the acronym of films he loves to watch. As we continue to wonder how the hell he chose his name, he lifts himself in tiptoe, not in an act of dance but in ritual, mandated by tradition that mythology starts with an invocation of the muse. Apparently, Freude suffers from severe mental block and needs an entry in his blog, under the pain of his readers' boycott, and now invokes the wisdom of any wandering muse who may happen to pass by at a worst possible time.

Freude: Eho! Ehodum! Heus!
The crowd below, in unison: En! Ecce!
Freude: Parum sapientiae habere nolo. Ages audietis.

Drums roll, the spirit of John Bonham kicking ass, and from out of the blue a white angelic figure appears, floating on air, a couple of yards away from a perplexed Freude.

Freude: Quid est nomen tuum?
white figure: Ghost, G-h-o-s-t, Ghost.
Freude: Esne Ghost?
Ghost: Esne Fungus, er, Freudus?
Freude: Te videre mihi libet. Serva me!
Ghost: Quid agis hodie?
Freude: Pessime! Et tu?
Ghost: Iter meus erat longum et difficile.
Freude: Languebam. Ira mea est magna.
Ghost: Nemo liber est qui corpori servit.
Freude: Cogito, ergo sum.
Ghost: Tibi mecum venire necesse est. Sir Jobert te EB ire vult.
Fredue: Nolo!
Ghost: Cur?
Freude: What did you mean why? YOU! Are you capable of finding in literature a venue for the eternal affirmation of the spirit of man?
Ghost: Quicquid! ** (**Whatever!) Domum quam primum reveniam.

And in the wink of a squinting eye, Ghost vanishes, swooshing towards the sun, transforming, metamorphosing... Freude looks at the vanishing figure with continued forlorn, his vision stuck in the direction of the sun.

In a second comes a flying head - an astonishingly pretty head and face with flapping baby wings. It approaches Freude.

flying head: Adversus solem ne loquitur. (Afterwards, in a very naughty fashion, she bursts into a song) Bibit hera, bibit herus, bibit miles, bibit devus.
Freude: Quid est nomen tuum?
flying head: Res ipsa loquitor. Nomen meum est Angela.
Freude: Amice magne.
Angela: Ghost erat mulier animi boni.
Freude: Pessime, pessime!
Angela: Gaudeamus igitur, iuvenes dum sumus.
Freude: Nolo, nolo!
Angela: Belle, Jet, Sir Jobert...Sir Jobert te EB ire vult! EB, ahhh! Omnia multa arte curaque conficere poteris.
Freude: Mene iuvabis?
Angela: Volo.
Freude: Dulce est decorum est pro BLOG mori.
Angela: Bonam Fortunam

Afterwards, the angelic head flies away, this time singing a different tune...
Ang lake, ang lake-lake
Ng bulaklak...
bwahahaha, bastos eh ne.


That leaves Freude by himself again, now severely melancholic, and with his face covered by his unusually large hands, sings a long forgotten ditty by Pet Shop Boys...
what have I
What have I
What have I done to deserve this...
What have I
What have I
What have I done to deserve this...

(to be continued, if at all, whenever necessary, upon request, in te omnia sunt...)