SOME SETTLING SURVEY, VERSION 3

Pasakalye (or Intro, if you're sosi): When I was still doltish in computers (still am, but I have graduated from imbecility to idiocy -or however the intelligence [dis]order comes), I thought FAQ was an obscene abbreviation, until I discovered what they meant and realized obscenity resided in me, and so one day I thought of putting up a surveyor blog a la Social Weather Weather Station Chuva to be called Frequently Asked Questions To U - shortened as FAQ U - but I decided against it because I am prim and proper like my girlfriend thought I was, and so let us just play up to her thinking and act like you did not read anything about this or that from me, hokay?

And so that explains the boring title we go off into, and find ourselves trapped into this corner -

1. Do you dance? If yes, what kind, if not, why the hell not?
2. If you can bribe a friend into reading a specific part of a specific piece of literature, what will it be, and why?
3. If you were at the best of age and health, with the greatest trainer and coach at your command, which sport (and position, if team sport), would you have been a world class at?
4. What book are you reading now?
5. Which food are you craving to eat now?