(INTERMISSION

cbs' slammed book, for heaven's sake...

I. Personal

name: cbs
nicknames: c, or b, or s, but never bs
location: west
retention: east
cultural assimilation: north
literary indoctrination: south
birthday: wednesday, i think
birthplace: manila, i'm positive
birthmarks: a few moles
favorite birthmark: mole on left wrist, it's a she, her name is anna. it is a she because it changes appearance very often.

II. Terseonal

age: yucky
sex: yummy
10 yrs. ago: yuppie
will never be caught listening to: yanni
love to do now: make yari
intellectual?: kunyari

III. Testosteronal

physical status: caressed
civil status: blessed
mental status: distressed
emotional status: regressed
financial status: hard-pressed
stanley status: suppressed
clothes status: well-pressed
love for women: expressed
attitude towards smart women: impressed
done to me: undressed
so far not done to me: andressed
done to my coffee: espressed
needed done to this entry: eresd)